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NEVER TRY ANYTHING NEW

Copyright 2008 Ė Robert E. Shandor

 

I donít do tofu or designer clothes

Iím as noisy at times as a murder of crows

I drink rotgut whiskey, smoke cigarettes, too

Iím an older-fashioned guy who likes to do what I do

 

I donít speak PC and I never DO lunch

Donít take no surveys Iíll rely on a hunch

Iím not health conscious and I couldnít care less

And you say you canít believe that I am such a mess

 

But if you wanna believe somethiní hereís what you do

Believe Iím never gonna try anything new

 

Only spend what I earn donít need no credit debt

Wonít bequeath my estate to some mangy pet

Iím sure you must think Iíve got a bad attitude

ĎCause I still like my women with some pulchritude

 

Iím not into fads and Iím no slave to trends

Donít think I have to buy things to impress my friends

Iíd concede the point I might be set in my ways

Though you probíly believe Iíve seen much better days

 

But if you wanna believe somethiní hereís what you do

Believe Iím never gonna try anything new

 

I donít do tofu or designer clothes

Iím as noisy at times as a murder of crows

I drink rotgut whiskey, smoke cigarettes, too

Iím an older-fashioned guy who likes to do what I do

 

So if you wanna believe somethiní hereís what you do

Believe Iíll never ever try anything new